Jeannies Got A Problem Cifras

"Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus"
performed by Screeching Weasel
written by Ben Weasel
transcribed by Mike Ripplinger (openface@aol.com)
 
[Intro]
| A       | A   E D | x3
| A       | E   D   |
 
[Verse 1]
A                D                 A  E
Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries
          A       D        E
She's got trouble with her tubes
       A             D            A               E
If you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find
     A       D     E
A completely empty room
 
[Chorus]
       A               G
'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
              D
Her uterus is useless
A               G
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
              D
Her uterus is useless
 
[Verse 2]
       A            D             A              E
Her physician has injected fluids in her private parts
    A        D       E
But she just won't believe
         A           D            A      E
That the efforts to eradicate her female trouble
     A         D     E
Will cause her to conceive
 
[Chorus]
       A               G
'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
              D
Her uterus is useless
A               G
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
              D
Her uterus is useless
 
[Tag]
A             D  E       A             D  E
Jeannie isn't ovulating, Jeannie isn't ovulating
A             D  E      A     E D
Jeannie isn't ovulating now
 
[Bridge]
   A                         E
No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare
       G                   D                  A
To the pain that Jeannie's going through this year
    A                               E
Her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
    G            D              A
Now Jeannie's operation must commence
E              G          A (12th)
  Artificial insemination can't
E              G                A (12th)
Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs, yeah!
 
[Instrumental]
| A       | A   E D | x3
| A       | E   D   |
 
[Verse 3]
A             D         A    E
Jeannie isn't ovulating even though
         A       D      E
She took all the proper pills
A               D            A      E
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay
      A      D      E
The gigantic doctor bills
 
[Chorus]
       A               G
'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
              D
Her uterus is useless
    A               G
Oh, Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
              D
Her uterus is useless
 
    A               G
Oh, Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem
              D
Her uterus is useless
    A               G
Oh, Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem
              D           A
Her uterus is useless, oh yeah
 
 
Lead
E-----------------------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
 
E-------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
   Now Jeannie's operation must commence
 
E----------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-------------10-------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
           Arti - fic -   ial insemmination can't
 
E------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------|
D--------------------------------------------------------------7---|
   Fer -   ti - lize    poor Jeannie's rotten eggs       Yeah!
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