I Hate Old Folks Cifras

The timing's a bit weird. I tried my best, but you're gonna have to listen to the song to get it exact.
 
[Verse 1]
A       D# D      A     D# D
I hate old folks, yes I do
A            D# D C  D
I wish they'd go away
A              D# D         A        D# D
They think the world should owe them something
  A            D# D   C  D
Because their hair is grey
     A        D# D       A      D# D
They fart and wheeze and read a lot
         A            D# D C  D
And they watch things on TV
     A         D# D      A        D# D
They walk with canes and crippled brains
         A      D# D C  D
They can barely even see
 
[Chorus]
C
I hate old folks, yes I do
A
Their lives have all turned stale
C
If I was king of America
    A
I'd throw them all in jail
 
[Verse 2]
A           D# D     A
They always call you sunny
D# D     A         D# D   C  D
And they pinch you on the cheek
        A      D# D   A      D# D
They're always making dumb remarks
     A             D# D   C  D
Like "you've grown like a weed"
     A             D# D    A       D# D
They think they're just so fucking smart
               A        D# D C  D
'Cause they've lived for 80 years
        A      D# D     A          D# D
They're always whining about their hearts
         A            D# D       C  D
And they shout 'cause they can't hear
 
[Chorus]
C
I hate old folks, yes I do
A
Their lives have all turned stale
C
If I was king of America
    A
I'd throw them all in jail
 
[Outro]
A D# D [x2]
C D
A D# D [x2]
C D
A D# D [x2]
C D
A D# D [x2]
C D
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