Where Have All The Average People Gone Cifras

[Verse 1]
    C                           Dm
The people in this city call me country
  G7                               C
Because of how I walk and talk and smile
      C                                 Dm
Well, I don't mind them laughing in the city
        G7                            C
But the country folks all say I'm citified
 
[Verse 2]
    C                                Dm
The fighting men they say that I'm a coward
  G7                         C
Because I never push no one around
C                            Dm
Gentle people call me troublemaker
G7                                    C
'Cause I'll always fight and stand my ground
 
[Chorus]
F             Em
Funny I don't fit
Dm                 G7             C
Where have all the average people gone
 
[Verse 3]
     C                              Dm
Some pious people point and call me sinner
  G7                                C
Because to them I've never seen the light
C                            Dm
Other folks think of me as a preacher
G7                             C
I'm just doing what I think is right
 
[Verse 4]
    C                                Dm
The wealthy people think that I am a hobo
G7                                C
Lean and hungry, writing mournful songs
        C                             Dm
And the poor poor people think I am a rich man
    G7                             C
But really I'm just trying to get along
 
[Chorus]
     F             Em
It's funny I don't fit
        Dm                 G7             C
Tell me where have all the average people gone
 
(Key Change)
D
 
[Verse 5]
        D                         Em
And the government has given me a number
   A7                             D
To simplify my birth and life and death
    D                                 Em
And still my woman thinks I'm awful important
         A7                                           D
Like the moon and the sun and the sea and the sky and breath
 
[Chorus]
          G             F#m
Yes, it's funny I don't fit
Em                 A7             D
Where have all the average people gone
G              F#m
Honey, I don't fit
Em                 A7             D
Where have all the average people gone
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