Rub Some Bacon On It Ukulele Chords

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Rub Some Bacon On It - Rhett and Link
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Tabbed by: JohnnySZS
Notes: Fun song, really simple; thought I'd tab it for y'all.
The little ongoing themes in the background are really simple also, so I'll tab them here too.
Couldn't get the chorus chords exactly, but I did the best I could do.
Listen to the song here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A
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| When playing the G chords in the verses 2 to 4, play it twice quickly |
| then stop the strings.                                                |
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Ongoing Theme 1:
 
 First                  Later
e|----------------|    |------------------|
B|----------------|    |---3---2---3------|
G|----0-------0---|    |------------------|
D|--------4-------|    |0-----------------|
A|----------------|    |------------------|
E|3---------------|    |------------------|
 
 
Ongoing Theme 2:
 
 
e|--------3---------3-------3-3---0-3-3-------------------------------------|
B|0---3---------3---------3--------------3----------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 
 
Intro:
 
F
 
Verse 1:
 
F
911 what's your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
Do your have some bacon (bacon?)
Bacon, That's right
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
Rub some bacon on it. What?
On your hand just do it
Rub some bacon on it
                            G
That's all there is to it?
 
Verse 2:
 
            F
What if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
       F
or encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
        F
I get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
    F
My nude pics get posted
 
Chorus:
 
F
Rub some bacon on it
F
Rub some bacon on it
F
Rub some bacon on it
G7
Yeah
 
Verse 3:
 
         F
My home gets foreclosed
Rub some bacon on it
    F
My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
   F
I wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
     F
My friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
   F
I meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
            F
There's an akward silence
                 F
I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
       F
I'm a adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
 F
I can't swim
Rub some bacon on it
     F
I'm visited by Mr. Timn
 
Chorus:
 
F
Rub some bacon on it
F
Rub some bacon on it
F
Rub some bacon on it
G7
Yeah
 
F  F  F  G
 
Verse 4:
 
 
Bacon hotline, What's your problem?
           F
What if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
      F
I'm attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
      F
The apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
   F
I think I might have sharted
 
Chorus:
 
F
Rub some bacon on it
F
Rub some bacon on it
F
Rub some bacon on it
G7
Yeah
 
Outro:
 
F
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