Fandoms Suck Cifras

[intro]
B G#m F# E
 
B                                G#m
Once upon a time I came across a game that I really liked
F#                                   E
Once upon a time I saw a show and my love for it spiked
B                             G#m
Everyone seems to love these games and shows that makes me happy
F#                                 E
But what I ended up seeing made my day much more crappy
 
B                                            G#m
Why'd you have to draw my favorite character with a huge whipping cock
F#                                      E
Why does that item have human genitalia you really need to see a doc
          B                       G#m
I wish I didn't have to see that stuff that you just drew
       F#                               E
After seeing this shit I only have one last question for you...
 
B
Why did you draw that
G#m
Why did you do that
F#                               E
You didn't have to paint that in detail
   B
My eyeballs are aching
G#m
I'm so close to breaking
F#                        E
Bullet to my head I'll be taking
 
B
Why did you draw that
G#m
Why did you do that
F#                               E
You didn't have to paint that in detail
   B
My eyeballs are aching
G#m
I'm so close to breaking
F#                        E
Bullet to my head I'll be taking
 
B                            G#m
So we go back to a time when life wasn't that rough
F#                                   E
When my brain wasn't influenced by a bunch of nasty stuff
B                         G#m
Turn on my television and watch shrek movies all through the night
F#                                      E
Didn't have to imagine him being really sexy so I was alright
 
B                      G#m
I just wanna enjoy the shit that I watch n play
      F#                   E
Now I have to question if I'm turning gay
             B                         G#m
But that's okay because it's not on my mind all day
       F#                    E
Either way I got a few, few things to say
B
Why did you draw that
G#m
Why did you do that
F#                               E
You didn't have to paint that in detail
 
   B
My eyeballs are aching
G#m
I'm so close to breaking
F#                        E
Bullet to my head I'll be taking
B
Why did you draw that
G#m
Why did you do that
F#                               E
You didn't have to paint that in detail
 
   B
My eyeballs are aching
G#m
I'm so close to breaking
F#                        E
Bullet to my head I'll be taking
B                           G#m
And if you keep drawing the things you always do
F#                    E
That's a decision that is up to you
B                  G#m
But I just ask one thing of you
F#                                 E
If I see any of this one more time kill me with a shoe
 
B
Why did you draw that
G#m
Why did you do that
F#                               E
You didn't have to paint that in detail
   B
My eyeballs are aching
G#m
I'm so close to breaking
F#                        E
Bullet to my head I'll be taking
 
B
Why did you draw that
G#m
Why did you do that
F#                               E
You didn't have to paint that in detail
   B
My eyeballs are aching
G#m
I'm so close to breaking
F#                        E
Bullet to my head I'll be taking
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