If This Tour Doesnt Kill You I Will Cifras

Lots of lead and picked parts throughout - there is already a great tab
showing how to play those. This is just the chords so you can play
and sing along. Some of the timing is a little tricky at first, but with
practice, it's not too hard.
 
 
[Verse 1]
 
G                     Am                  C
If this tour doesn't kill you then I will
                                  G
I hate your guts and it makes me ill
             Am         C      G
Seeing your face every morning
          Am                   C
One more month and twenty-two days
                                     G
If this tour doesn't kill you, I may
                   Am                      C
Counting down the miles 'til we leave the state
                                          Am    C
I'm counting down the minutes 'til I can erase
             G
Every memory of you
Am           C               G
For a second, let's be honest
                                          D
Nothing will clean your filthy conscience
               B           Em     C
Everything you do makes me wanna vomit
             Am                     C
And if this tour doesn't kill you, buddy, I'm on it
 
 
[Interlude]
 
G
 
C G Bm Am G C G Em D G (x3)
C G Bm Am G C G
 
[Chorus]
 
Em        D                 G   Em C  Bm
Why can't we just get along?
          D                 G   Em C  Bm
Why can't we just get along?
          D                 G   Em C  Bm
Why can't we just get along?
          D                 G
Why can't we just get along?
 
 
[Outro]
 
    Em                       Bm
You think you're so original
           D                  G
(Why can't we just get along?)
        Em                 Bm
I can't wait for your funeral
           D                  C
(Why can't we just get along?)
                     D                             G
Don't wish you were dead, I wish you'd never been born at all
            C                   Am
(Why can't everybody just chill?)
                   D                 G
I'm trying not to let you get in my head, 
                       C               Am
but every line, every goddamn syllable
          B           Em                 C
That you say makes me wanna gouge out my eyes with a power drill
Am                    C
If this tour doesn't kill you
Am                    C
If this tour doesn't kill you
Am                    C
If this tour doesn't kill you, then I will
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