Reasons To Never Date Again Cifras

Note: For easier chords (fewer bar chords) place a capo on 6 and transpose to -6
 
 
[Verse 1]
Ebm                                                    Bb
I just went out on a date that turned out not to be a date
                                             Ebm
Just a solo dinner where you're increasingly late
                    Eb7                                G#m
I call you and you say you wrote a text you forgot to send
Bb               Ebm               G#m        Bb           Ebm
I just smile and say goodnight and swear I'll never date again
 
 
[Verse 2]
Ebm                                                         Bb
Picking clothes is such a chore, I never know what I should wear
                                               Ebm
Am I too assertive if I wear that special underwear?
                    Eb7                                       G#m
I clean my room and water my plants in case you come over and then
Bb                Ebm           G#m        Bb           Ebm
I come home drunk and alone and swear I'll never date again
 
 
[Chorus]
  G#m                 Bb               Ebm
I thought that modern dating would get easier with time
         G#m         Bb             Ebm
I'd have good communication and not have to read your mind
  G#m             Bb             Ebm
I think that even Sisyphus would hate this uphill climb
    G#m                              Bb
And I'm not sure that Tinder is what Darwin had in mind
 
 
[Verse 3]
Ebm                                                          Bb
Message in your inbox with the same joke I've told a million times
                                                       Ebm
Timing out my texts to match the tempo of your last reply
                   Eb7                                         G#m
I could play these games or skip the middleman and sodomize my brain
Bb                  Ebm               G#m        Bb           Ebm
At least my mind is getting some more reasons to never date again
 
 
[Verse 4]
Em                                                        B
Making plans for ten days time I know that she will never keep
                                                         Em
Someone's mom just got to town, someone's cat got put to sleep
                      E7                                        Am
We'll make plans when they get back but never mentions where or when
B                Em              Am        B          Em
I've diagnosed another ghost and reason to never date again
 
 
[Chorus]
  Am                  B                Em
I thought that modern dating would get easier with time
         Am          B              Em
I'd have good communication and not have to read your mind
  Am              B              Em
I think that even Sisyphus would hate this uphill climb
    Am                               B
And I'm not sure that Tinder is what Darwin had in mind
 
 
[Outro]
Em                                      B
Everything's so casual, everything's so cool
                                                  Em
Don't let someone close enough to push you in the pool
                        E7                                   Am
Well, I want someone to ruin my life I want to fall in love again
B                    Em                   Am         B          Em
But instead you only ruined my night with reasons to never date again
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