I Write Sins Not Tragedies Cifras para ukulele

**Verse 1**
Am
Oh,
 
Well imagine,
 
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
      F
And I can't help but to hear, 
                        Dm
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
Am
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter,
      F                                            Dm
"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."
**Chorus**
Am
I chime in with a
F                        Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
                G
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am        F
I chime in, 
                         Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
G
With a sense of... 
**Verse 2**
Am
Well in fact, 
 
Well I'll look at it this way,
                                   F
I mean technically our marriage is saved
                      Dm
Well this calls for a toast
 
So, pour the champagne
Am
Oh! Well in fact, 
 
Well I'll look at it this way,
                                   F
I mean technically our marriage is saved
 
Well this calls for a toast,
    Dm
So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne
 
**Instrumental**
(strum once) Am..Am F..Dm G..Am F
 
Am
I chime in with a
F                        Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
                G
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am
I chime in, 
F                        Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
G
With a sense of 
 
**Bridge**
Am    F   Dm       G   Am F Dm G
Poise and rationality
 
Am F Dm G (x2)
Again...
 
**Chorus**
Am
I chime in,
F                        Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
                G (strum once)
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am
I chime in,
F                        Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
 
With a sense of
 
**Bridge**
Am    F   Dm       G   Am F Dm G
Poise and rationality
 
Am F Dm G (x2)
Again...
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