Verbatim Cifra

Tabbed by Josh Mulla
 
I play this song with a capo on 3 so I'm not endlessly doing barre chords.
If you do not have a problem with barre chords, you can use the transpose
tool to transpose the chords 3 half steps up.
 
 
E is actually an Eb9. If strumming just play an E.
if finger picking, play like so:
 
e|-------1--|
B|----------|
G|-----1----|
D|---2------|
A|----------|
E|-0--------|
 
 
Dm             E
I wear women's underwear
           Am                        F
And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
Dm                      E
   I cross my legs just like a queer
         Am                    F
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
 
Dm                E
   What defines a straight man straight?
          Am                       F
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak?
Dm                      E
   I'll tell you what a woman loves most
       Am                N.C.
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke
 
Dm                      E                          Am
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
        F              E
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Dm
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
E                          Am
  no, no, no more getting elated
        F            E       E
No more listless invitations
 
AAAAAh!
 
Dm          E
I live by a hospital
          Am                            F
And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
Dm           E
I see people dying there
       Am                  F       F
But my tender age makes it hard to care
 
Dm                E
Incinerator and a big smoke stack
       Am                    F
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh *ha*
Dm                 E
   All I need is a heart attack
       Am N.C.
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac
 
Dm                      E                         Am
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
        F              E
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Dm
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
E                          Am
  no, no, no more getting elated
        F            E      E  Dm
No more listless invitations
 
        Dm   Dm Dm
For the love of fuck
         G    G  G
For the sake of Pete
        C     C     C
Did you ever really think
             F   F    F
You'd love a guy like me?
         Dm      Dm     Dm
I am the rooster in the morning
        G    G  G   G
I'm the cock of the day
        C     C      C
I'm the boxer in the briefs
      F      F     F
I'm a twelve ounce steak
 
Dm      G       C      F
Eh-oh   Eh-oh   Eh-oh  Yehbo
Dm       G      C       F
  Yehbo  Yehbo  Yehbo  Yehbooooo
 
Bb        F
  it's verbatim
    Bb           F
And ya, and it's naked
    Bb           F
And ya, and it's shakin'
   E       E       E
It shakes, shakes shakes
 
Dm       E         Am      F        Dm
  Oh oh  Yea eah   Oh oh    Woo ooh ooh!
Dm       E         Am      F        Dm
  Oh oh  Yea eah   Oh oh    Woo ooh ooh!
Dm       E         Am
  Oh oh  Yea eah   Oh oh
 
Repeat to finish.
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