The Tale Of Sir Robin Cifras

Chords used:
   Em B G D Dsus4 Dsus2 Esus4 E5 B7
e|-0--x-3-2---3-----0-----0---7---2-|
B|-8--0-3-3---3-----3----10---x---0-|
G|-9--8-0-2---2-----2-----9---9---2-|
D|-9--9-0-0---0-----0-----9---9---1-|
A|-7--9-2-----------------7---7---2-|
E|----7-3---------------------------|
 
[Intro]
Em     | Em B Em
 
[Verse 1]
Em                           Em         B   Em
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
G                         D   Dsus4      G
He was not afraid to die, oh, brave Sir Robin.
G                              Dsus4      D Dsus2 D
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty   ways.
Em     Esus4  E5               D
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
 
[Verse 2]
Em                                        Em       B   Em
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
G                              D       Dsus4   G
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken.
   G                               Dsus4 D     Dsus2 D
To have his kneecaps split and his body  burned a----way,
        Em        Esus4      E5                 D     B
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.
 
[Chorus 1]
    G                       D
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
        G                     D
And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged
        G                      D
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off
         G
And his penis...
 
[Interruption]
N.C.
"That's, that's enough music for now lads, there's dirty work afoot."
 
"Hold out!"
 
Yes, it was the dreaded three-headed knight, the fiercest creature for yards around.
For second after second Robin held his own, but the onslaught proved too much for the brave knight.
Scarcely was his armour damped when Robin suddenly, dramatically changed his tactics
 
"He buggered off, so yes, he scarcened.."
 
[Verse 3]
          Em    B     Em
Brave Sir Robin ran away. ("No!")
  G                   Dsus4 D Dsus2 D
Bravely ran away away ("I didn't!")
 
[Chorus 2]
     G                  D
When danger reared it's ugly head.
   Em                 B7
He bravely turned his tail and fled. ("I never!")
     G                D
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
    Em             B7
And gallantly he chickened out. ("You're lying!")
 
[Outro]
  Em    D     G
Bravly taking to his feet,
   B7            Em
He beat a very brave retreat.
Em      D        G         B7
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
 
 
Because of the fade out, I couldn't figure out the chords at the end, but seems like a nice cadence to me.
 
Anyway, may this be a contribution to the everlasting glory of brave, oh brave Sir Robin!
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