Penis Song Cifras

[Verses]
D                                G
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
A                                    D
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
D
It's swell to have a stiffy,
       G       G/F#  E7
It's divine to own a dick.
          A
From the tiniest little tadger,
        D       G       D
To the world's biggest prick.
 
   D                                    G
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
A                                   D   G D
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
       D
Your piece-of-pork, Your wife's best friend,
     G     G/F#    E7
Your Percy or your cock.
        A
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
        D        G      D
You can slip it in your sock.
           C            C7
But don't take it out in public
               G       G/F#   E
Or they will stick you in the dock,
        A     D7   G    D G
And you won't come back.
 
Oh, thank you very much.
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