I Like Chinese Cifras

I Like Chinese
(Monty Python - Sings)
 
 
Spoken:
 
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky-high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
 
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I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese,
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They only come up to your knees,
            G      Em
Yet they're always friendly, and
        Am       D
they're ready to please.
 
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I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese,
        D
There's nine hundred million of
them in the world today,
      G               Em
You'd better learn to like them,
Am            D
that's what I say.
 
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I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese,
     D
They come from a long way overseas,
            G
But they're cute and they're
Em                  Am       D
cuddly, and they're ready to please.
 
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I like Chinese food,
A
The waiters never are rude,
D
Think of the many things they've
done to impress,
        G       Em      Am          D
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.
 
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So I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese,
  D
I like their tiny little trees,
      G          Em               Am      D
Their Zen, their Ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese.
 
G
I like Chinese thought,
A
The wisdom that Confucious taught
   D
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
    G               Em
The Chinese will survive us all
Am          D
without any doubt.
 
    G
So, I like Chinese
A
I like Chinese
     D
They only come up to your knees,
             G                Em
Yet they are wise and they're witty
        Am       D
and are ready to please.
 
G
I like Chinese
A
I like Chinese
      D
Their food is guaranteed to please,
  G           Em       Am            D
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lynchees.
 
G
I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese,
  D
I like their tiny little trees,
      G          Em
Their Zen, their ping-pong,
      Am           D
their yin and yang-ese.
 
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I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese ...
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