Every Sperm Is Sacred Cifras

EVERY SPERM IS SACRED
*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*
 
 
[Intro]
 
A7         D
 There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
          G           A7           D
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then;
          E7                  A7
There are those that follow Mohammed, but;
E7                      A7
 I've never been one of them.
 
 
[Verse 1]
 
A7           D
 I'm a Roman Catholic,
    A7                            D
And have been, since before I was born.
        E7                       A7
And the one thing they say about Catholics, is;
        E7                          A7
They'll take you, as soon as you're warm.
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
    A7                     D
You don't have to be a six footer;
    A7                         D
You don't have to have a great brain.
    E7                     A7
You don't have to have any clothes on;
         E7                      A7
You're a Catholic the moment dad came, because...
 
 
[Chorus 1]
 
 D      A7      D D7    G      D       A7
 Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.
G D    D7       G  Gm   D        A7     D
  If a sperm is wasted; God gets quite irate.
 
 
[Chorus 2]
 
G      D7       G G7    C     C/B      Am7   D7
 Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.
G     G7       C  Cm   G        D7     G    G7
 If a sperm is wasted; God gets quite irate.
 
 
[Chorus 3]
 
G        D7       G     G7      C      C/B   Am7    D7
 Let the heathens spill theirs, on the dusty ground.
G          G7        C   Cm        G          D7       G     G7
 God shall make them pay for, each sperm that can't be found.
 
 
[Chorus 4]
 
G      D7       G  G7   C     C/B      Am7  D7
 Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good.
G      G7       C   Cm  G       D7       G    G7
 Every sperm is needed, in your neighbourhood.
 
 
[Chorus 5]
 
G       D7      G  G7         C      C/B     Am7   D7
 Hindu, Taoist, Mormon; spill theirs just anywhere.
    G         G7        C     Cm     G     D7        G    D7
But God loves those who treat their, semen with more care.
 
 
[Chorus 6]
 
G      D7       G G7    C     C/B      Am7   D7
 Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.
G     G7       C  Cm   A7              D7
 If a sperm is wasted; God gets quite irate.
 
 
[Chorus 7]
 
G      D7       G G7    C     C/B      Am7  D7
 Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good.
G      G7       C   Cm  A7               D7
 Every sperm is needed, in your neighbourhood.
 
 
[Chorus 8]
 
G      D7       G  G7   C     C/B      Am7  D7
 Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine.
G          G7   C Cm    G         D7        G
 God needs everybody's; mine, and mine, and mine.
 
 
[Interlude]
 
Eb  Bb7  Eb  Eb7  Ab  G/Ab  Fm7  Bb7
Eb  Bb7  Ab  Eb  Bb7  Eb
Eb  Bb7  Eb  Eb7  Ab  G/Ab  Fm7  Bb7
Eb  Bb7  Ab  Eb  Bb7  Eb
 
 
[Chorus 9]
 
Eb       Bb7    Eb    Eb7          Ab       G/Ab     Fm7   Bb7
 Let the Pagans spill theirs, o'er mountain hill and plain;
Eb         Eb7         Ab   Abm       Eb           Bb7      Eb
 God shall strike them down for, each sperm that's spilt in vain.
 
 
[Chorus 10]
 
Ab     Eb7      Ab Ab7   Db    C/Db     Bbm7  Eb7
 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is good.
Ab     Ab7      Db  Dbm Bb7              Eb7
 Every sperm is needed, in your neighbourhood.
 
 
[Chorus 11]
 
Ab     Eb7      Ab Ab7   Db    C/Db     Bbm7  Eb7
 Every sperm is sa-cred, every sperm is great.
Ab    Ab7      Db Dbm  Ab7      Eb7    Ab
 If a sperm is wasted; God gets quite irate.
 
 
[Outro]
 
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CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   A7      D       G       E7      D7      G7      C       C/B
 
 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x02223  xx0232  320003  020100  xx0212  323000  x32010  x20010
 
   Am7     Cm      Eb      Bb7     Ab     G/Ab     Fm7     Eb7
 
 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x02013  x35543  x68886  686766  466544  366544  131111  x68686
 
   Abm     Ab7     Db     C/Db    Bbm7     Dbm
 
 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 466444  464544  x46664  x36664  686666  x46654
 
 
Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)
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