Dont Hug Me Im Scared - The Computer Song Cifras

***Big thanks to martink12au for his input into creating this Tab.***
Tabbed by Robert Da Prato 20th August, 2022
 
Tab Request by trish.ramos.carter [pro]
Link to song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HczCzCPxysI
 
Define:
G7 = 353433   C6 = x32210    Dm7/G = 333533   Dm7/F = 100211     GM7/F# = 220003
 
(G11 / A11) = Slide G11 up to A11    G11 = 333433     A11 = 17 17 17 18 17 17
* = Single Strum
 
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[Intro]
C#*
    Wow, look!
 
[Verse 1] : (Computer & (Red Guy)
F/C*        C               C
   I'm a computer, I'm a computery guy
           C/G         F           G
Everything made out of buttons and wires
            C                 C
I'd like to show ya inside my digital life
C                           G7*
  Inside my mind there is a digital mind
N.C.
(Oh, maybe you could help us answer this question; "What is the biggest ")
 
[Verse 2: Computer, Yellow Guy, Duck & Red Guy]
C                  C/G     C
Computer, I'm very clevery guy (Wow!)
C                    G
Count to a 50 in the blink of my eye
            C                   C6           C
And print a picture, and then I tell you the time (Time?)
            C/G                   Dm7/G      G
Help you to find something you're wanting to find
         F                   Fm
No, it's easy to be a clever smart boy like me
             G              (G11 / A11)
If you could do it all digitally!
G*               GM7/F#*                   G
Wow! I'd like to be       as smart as a computer
G                    GM7/F#    G
Actually, we already have a computer
C
Great, great news!
 
[Bridge: Computer, Duck, Yellow Guy & Red Guy]
C              C/G
Now, before we begin our journey
C              C/G           F           G
I just need to get some information from you!
            C     C/G
What's your name?
C            C/G    C
Where do you live?
C/G                 C     C/G
What do you like to eat?
          C        C/G
I live in my house
C
Spaghetti!
         C
Well, my name is-
C/G         C
Great news!
           C/G      F                      F/C    G
Now just a few more questions and we'll be on our way!
G
Wait a second...
            C          C/G
What's your favorite color?
C/G
Stop talking
            C               C/G
Do you like cows' or goats' milk?
C/G
Be quiet
            Dm7/G
Do you have brown hair?
             G11*
What is your blood type?
N.C.
Are you allergic to-
N.C.
Shut up!
N.C.
DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEE!
N.C.
What?
[a mishmash of digital noise and screams occurs as several dark scenes flash]
 
[Verse 3: Computer, Yellow Guy, Duck, Red Guy]
C             C/G
Welcome to my digital home
C                      F           G
Everything made out of numbers and code, Whuh?
C
Wow, we're all computery! Oh yeah! Wow! Wow! Wow!
          C
This is a computer
  C/G
I don't get it
    C
How can it be
       C/G                        C        Dm7/G
If I'm sitting at home when I'm inside the screen?
               C
But you're not you!
            C/G
You're your digital you!
C                                 C/G
Virtually real, but controlled by real you
                      C
But if he's not quite real, then I'm not real, too!
                           C/G       C*
And your not real you is inside your real you!
N.C.
Oh, wow, how amazing and interesting, too
N.C.        C                          Dm7/G
But in this digital world, what can we do?
   G*
...what can we do?!
C*
Hey, good question!
           C/G
Well, it's up to you
       C                           G
In the digital world, there's only three things to do
 
[Refrain: Yellow Guy, Duck & Computer]
F*
Wow, look, a pie chart!
G*
Digital style!
G*
Do the digital dancing
             G*
Hey, this is fun!
 
[Refrain: Yellow Guy, Duck & Computer]
F*
Wow, look, a bar graph!
G*
Digital style!
N.C.
Do the digital dancing
N.C.
Hey, this is fun!
 
[Refrain: Yellow Guy, Duck & Computer]
F
Wow, look, a line graph!
G
Digital style!
G
Do the digital dancing
F
Hey, this is fun!
 
[Refrain: Yellow Guy, Duck & Computer]
     G
Wow, look, an oblong!
G
Digital style!
N.C.
Do the digital dancing
N.C.
Hey, this is fun!
 
[Refrain: Yellow Guy, Duck & Computer]
F                   G*
Wow, look, nothing!
N.C.
Digital style!
               F
Do the digital dancing
             G
Hey, this is fun!
 
[Refrain: Yellow Guy, Duck & Computer]
Nothing
G
Digital style!
G
Do the digital dancing
             F*
Hey, this is fun!
 
[Refrain: Yellow Guy, Duck & Computer]
N.C.
Nothing
N.C.
Digital style!
               F
Do the digital dancing
             G*
Hey, this is fun!
 
[Interlude: Duck & Computer]
D*
Caw!
N.C.
Do the digital dancing
N.C.
Hey, this is fun!
N.C.
[the speed quickens up until it's a blur]
 
[Outro: Yellow Guy (on the tape recorder) & Red Guy]
N.C.
Now you're stupid one
  C6
I am going to paint a picture of a clown
   Am7*
My dad has a computer
N.C.
You are not invited to the party
N.C.
Wait, what?
Em7*
[his head pops]
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