Beauty And The Beast - Gaston Cifras

[Intro]
C6 G7
 
[Verse 1]
Am                      B/A
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston
Bdim/A                   Am
Looking so down in the dumps
Am                      B/A
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Bdim/A                   Am
Even when taking your lumps
         C                  D/C
There's no man in town as admired as you
        Ddim/C               C
You're everyone's favorite guy
Am         Am/G      D/F#
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
         D7                   G7sus
And it's not very hard to see why
 
[Chorus]
G7 G#dim/G  C
No one's slick as Gaston
         G7
No one's quick as Gaston
                              C
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
            Am                      Dm7
For there's no man in town half as manly
Dm7      G7      C
Perfect, a pure paragon
Am                            F
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
   Ab                                           G7
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
G7 G#dim/G  C
Who play cards like Gaston?
         G7
Who break hearts like Gaston?
                              C
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
      Am                   D7
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
Ab      G7          C
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
 
[Bridge]
G
I needed encouragement
G#dim/G
Thank you LeFou
A/G            Bb/G            G7
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you
Too much? Yep
 
[Chorus]
G7 G#dim/G  C
No one fights like Gaston
         G7
Douses lights like Gaston
                              C
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
           Am                      Dm7
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver
Dm7      G7      C
And beasts of the field say a prayer
Am                            F
First I carefully aimed for the liver
   Ab                                           G7
And I shot from behind, is that fair? I don't care
G7 G#dim/G  C
No one hits like Gaston
         G7
Matches wits like Gaston
                              C
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
      Am                   D7
I'm especially good at expectorating
Ab      G7          C
Ten points for Gaston
 
[Bridge]
E7sus          E7          Am/E
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
      Dsus7       D7         G/D
Every morning to help me get large
  G7          Am              Am7/G
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
      D7                Gsus7
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
 
[Chorus]
G7 G#dim/G  C
Who has brains like Gaston
         G7
Entertains like Gaston!
                              C
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston
           Am                      Dm7
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Ab      G7          C
My what a guy, that's Gaston!
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