Cleuts And The Class 19 - Mcwar Was Nuts Cifras

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Now we learned a lot of stuff from Dunlap Hall
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And with so many lessons, we just can’t recall them all-
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From hyper-sonics, nukes, and quantum, and thoughts on future war
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To Uighur peasants boiling in leaky cauldrons
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But we thought we’d take some time to reminisce about the year
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And we hope you’re not offended, there’s no attribution here
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So, watch out for deer as this song tickles your ear
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Cause we’re on the bus from Quantico with war drums
 
 
[Chorus 1]
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We learned that Jim Lacey’s nuts, and Doctor Shultz hates his guts
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Danielle loves knitting, Deppert’s is quitting
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We learned that Price gives all Bs, and Doctor Johnson //BREAK//who’s she?
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MCWAR’s in shambles, when Eskelund scrambles
 
 
[Verse 2]
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Well Colonel Russell had style with a charming voice and smile
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Getting grades back on your papers? that would surely take a while
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Cause he was packing up his office, getting ready to retire
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And he and Price were making wine in their bathrobes
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Doc Morgan all agree, ‘s-really nice as he can be-
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But oughta teach his buddy Clark, to wash his hands after he pees
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Cause most students at MCWAR want to avoid HIV
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And besides, //BREAK//  [RORY] THAT’S JUST GROSS, MAN!...[RORY AD LIBS]
 
 
[Chorus 2]
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We learned that Shultz drops F-Bombs, like ROLLING THUNDER in ‘Nam-
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Sub-headings are for pussies, Nat’l power’s spelled DICME
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We learned to not give a crap, that Africa’s on the map
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Let’s fight in Asia! Europe? Nah Asia!
 
 
[Verse 3]
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We stole some NSA salads, split up trying to get to Offutt-
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Operation MEATDOUGHNUT, was quite catastrophic
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But Colonel Price made up for all of these losses, by guzzling down pounds of British sausage
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Well Lance’s voice was louder than the all dryers in the men’s room
 
You’d think Big sky’s tattoo sleeves were from a biker costume
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Rory’s attitude was harpooned and made into a cartoon
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When he got devil-dogged on the train to Shanghai
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Kari stole a G.O.s house, Hisham rarely showed for class-
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Masa’s running speed and field goal kicks, kicked all Marine ass
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And you can bet SPUD will turn your country to glass –
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Cause It’s always on the table! //BREAK// Genocide!
 
 
[Chorus 3]
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We just we don’t give two fucks, Flag Football kicked all our butts
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Cause we can party, old folks can party
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We lost those days of Jim Thorpe, and bowling’s more of our sport
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With Peter Ryan, limos we’re ridin’
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Chili sang us “Word up”, with Karaoke J-Chuck
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His name is Luka, but don’t let it spook ya
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We gave the French a new flag, and gave the Great Wall a tag
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Berlin was epic, Calvados septic
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Did Vinnie Powers attend? Carrie! //BREAK// The photo shoot HAS TO END!
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Nak’s bobblehead champ, One instructor has a tramp stamp //SLOW TO A CRAWL///
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We now have full knowledge cups, we’ll graduate with some luck
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Cause it’s time to party, commence the party!!
 
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