The Lego Movie 2 - Not Evil Cifras

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Hello friends, my name is Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
 
Don’t worry, I’m totally not one of those evil queens
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You’ve read about in fairy tales or seen in the movies
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And there’s no reason at all to be suspicious of me
 
(Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know) x2
 
                Wildstyle: I won’t lie, it’s actually very
                           suspicious that you’re leading with this
 
    Bm
I’m so not a villain, I have zero evil plans
 
No ulterior motives, just wanna help where I can
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I wanna shower you with gifts because I’m selfless and sweet
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So there’s no reason at all to be suspicious of…
 
[Chorus 1]
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Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi, the least evil queen in history,
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And if you do not believe me, I totally won’t imprison your family
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‘Cause that’d be evil, and that’s so… not me
 
(Not evil, not evil, no, I’m the least evil person I know) x2
 
                Wildstyle: Really, because I’m getting super-evil vibes here
 
[Verse 2]
Bm
Benny, do you like spaceships? Because I think they are great.
 
Benny: How’d you know that? Loving spaceships is my one defining trait
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Well, now my good friend you can build the spaceship of your dreams
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On your very own planet with your own spaceship building scene
 
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    Wildstyle: Come on! Do not fall for this
Benny: *gasp*                                  Wildstyle, haven’t you heard?!
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There’s no reason at all to be suspicious of…          her
 
(Not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know) x2
 
                Wildstyle: Yeah, I know she keeps saying that, but she’s clearly
                           an evil queen
               Metalbeard: Yarr, well, I’m not buying it!
 
Bm
Metalbeard, a pirate without a ship, that’s so cruel
 
It’s like a spider without a web or a queen without a fool
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                                              I’ve got a surprise for you
Wildstyle: Even her metaphors are suspicious
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A planet that’s really a pirate ship and the population your crew
 
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Metalbeard: Her story checks out, she’s cool, not evil
 
Unikitty: What about me?
 
Unikitty, what’s the most glitter you can imagine?     Times that by infinity!
Unikitty:                                         A lot!                 Wohoo!
 
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And Batman!
Batman:    Don’t even try it, lady, I don’t need anything
 
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Oh, I know that’s why I’m going to give you half of everything
 
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                                          “Everything” everything!
Batman: Uhh, like “everything” everything?
 
Batman: She’s rad, this chick gets me.
 
Bm
Here are some other adjectives people use to describe me:
 
Un-duplicitous, un-malicious, un-conniving, un-nasty
 
                                                                    Who me?
Wildstyle: You’re probably just adding un to words that describe you
 
[Chorus 2]
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I’m Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi, I never trick people into trusting me
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By hiding my true personality, so I can use it to accomplish my evil deeds
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‘Cause that’d be evil, and that’s so… not me
 
[Bridge]
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I never cheat, I never bribe, I never scheme, I never lie
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And that wasn’t a lie what I said just now, that I never lie, cause I never lie
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And I never laugh when children cry and I never poison enemies of mine
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And I never cry when I’m alone at night, ‘cause I’m not sad, I love my life!
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I’m getting off track, let me get back to the point I was making...
 
[Chorus 3]
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I’m Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi, the most least evil person you’ll ever meet,
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And if you make eye contact with me,
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I totally won’t have you executed immediately
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‘Cause that’d be evil (evil), evil (evil), evil, and that’s so… not me
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