Alimony Cifras

ALIMONY
As recorded by Miranda Lambert
(2024 release)
 
 
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Without that '57 Cadillac
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And that mini mansion in a cul-de-sac
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That 15-gallon Stetson hat
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That you wear all the time
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And those real expensive rounds of golf
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And this diamond you're still payin' off
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Just know as soon as you get caught
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They'll all be good as mine
 
 
[Chorus]
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I called that lawyer up in Dallas
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The one who's livin' in that palace
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So I know he's good at winnin'
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If you think there's somethin' that you're missin'
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And you start steppin' out
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Only one thing can console me
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If you're gonna leave me in San Antone
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Remember the alimony
 
 
[Verse 2]
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If you like livin' at your mama's house
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And drinkin' Milwaukee's best on a hand-me-down couch
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And you'rе gonna love how this all works out
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'Cause it all works out for me
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What's minе is mine, and what's yours is mine
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So go on, baby, have a real good time
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I'll be countin' the dollars, you'll be rollin' the dimes
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Freedom don't come free
 
 
[Chorus]
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I called that lawyer up in Dallas
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The one who's livin' in that palace
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So I know he's good at winnin'
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If you think there's somethin' that you're missin'
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And you start steppin' out
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Only one thing can console me
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If you're gonna leave me in San Antone
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Remember the alimony
 
 
[Piano Solo]
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[Bridge]
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For richer, not for poorer
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Well, consider this your spoiler
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If you think you can't afford her
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Well, you can't afford me too
 
 
[Chorus]
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So if you start steppin' out
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Only one thing can console me
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If you're gonna leave me in San Antone
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Well, remember the alimony
 
 
[Outro]
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You ain't gonna have a row to hoe
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Go on and do your dog and pony show
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If you're gonna be a dumbass
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Honey, I hope you remember the alimony
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