Remind Me Why I Came Into This Room Cifras

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[Intro]
C E7 F C Db7 D7 G C F C
 
[Verse]
C                      E7
My knees both pop like pistol shots
E7     F                     D7
And my face has lines and my hands have spots
D7                                         G
And my eyebrows look like some old witches broom.
  C                     E7
I sip Ensure instead of wine,
E7   F                       C     Db7
four thirty is now my supper time,
D7              G              C
Remind me why I came into this room?
 
[Verse]
C                          E7
I got receding hair, I got receding gums,
F                    C
 my doctor can’t be twenty-one.
D7                                  G
When did my favorite snack become a prune?
C                     E7
Long underwear that’s how I roll,
F                    C                 Db7
I once was cool, now I’m just cold!
D7              G              C
Remind me why I came into this room?
 
[Bridge]
G                                   C     Db7
Gettin’ old’s not for the faint at heart,
D7                           G          A         B7
My resume may soon include...greeter at Walmart!
C                         E7
Well I may not have a hip tattoo,
E7     F                       C     Db7
But my hip replacement scar is cool!
D7              G              C     F C
Remind me why I came into this room?
 
[Instrumental]
C E7 F C Db7 D7 G C F C
 
[Verse]
C                  E7
My nose is red, my ears are hairy,
F                                 C     Db7
my cholesterol count is downright scary,
D7                               G
I recall when movies came with a cartoon!
C                                  E7
My sugars high, my blood pressures soarin’
   F                        C           Db7
My back is screamin’ and my ears are roarin’
D7              G              C     F C
Remind me why I came into this room?
 
 
[Bridge]
G                                  C
Gettin’ old’s not for the faint at heart,
C      Db7    D7
Seein’ now my wife don’t trust my drivin’
G                           B7
And I don’t trust to fart!
B7      C
Well....It may be crude,
B7                  Fm           C
but I could read an entire novel while I pee’d!
D7              G              C
Remind me why I came into this room?
 
[Outro]
C                A7
No, I’m serious, I don’t remember!
D7              G              C
Remind me why I came into this room?
C         A7
But, your gonna have to SPEAK UP!
D7              G              C
Remind me why I came into this room?
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