Andys Chest Cifra

D
If I could be anything
G
in the world that flew
D
I would be a bat and come
G
swooping after you
D
And if the last time you were here
G
things were a bit askew
 
          Eb           Bb            F
Well, you know what happens after dark
          Eb                  Bb               F
When rattlesnakes lose their skins and their hearts
          Eb            Bb          F
And all the missionaries lose their bark
 
C                      F            G
Oh, all the trees are calling after you
C                  F            G
And all the venom snipers after you
C                     F            G
Are all the mountains boulder after you
 
D
If I could be any one of the things 
G
in this world that bite
D
Instead of a dentured ocelot on a leash
G
I'd rather be a kite
D
Be tied to the end of your string
G
flying in the air, babe, at night
 
           Eb             Bb              F
'Cause you know what they say about honey bears
         Eb        Bb             F
When you shave off all their baby hair
Eb               Bb               F
You have a hairy minded pink bare bear
 
    C                 F              G
And all the bells are rolling out for you
 
    C                     F             G
And all the stones are erupting out for you
    C                     F             G
And all the cheap luck suckers are flying after you
 
D
Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff
G
were grooving on the street
D
And just like in a movie
G
her hands became her feet
D
Her belly button was her mouth
G
which meant she tasted what she'd speak
 
        Eb                  Bb              F
But the funny thing is what happened to her nose
   Eb         Bb                    F
It grew until it reached all of her toes
          Eb              Bb                       F
Now, when people say her feet smell, they mean her nose
 
            C                   F            G
And all the curtains laced with diamonds for you
    C             F            G
And all the Roman noblemen for you
    C                   F                 G
And kingdom's Christian sailors, dear for you
    C               F                 G
And melting ice cap mountain tops for you
    C                  F                G
And knights in flaming silver robes for you
    C                 F                   G
And bats that with a kiss turn prince for you
C          F            G
           Swoop, swoop,          rock, rock
C          F            G
           Swoop, swoop,          rock, rock
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