Ebaums World Dot Com Cifras

[Verse 1]
Em7
Once upon a time
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On the Internet there was a guy
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A very deeply flawed man, they called him Eric Bauman
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He was a total asshole and nobody knows why
Em7
He traveled all around
                         B
On the pulse of each phenomenon
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From Something Awful on to Fark with his trusty watermark
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He stole and stuck it all upon ebaumsworld.com
 
 
[Chorus 1]
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It wasn't fair to those from whom he stole
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But did he care? No, not one bit
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And then he had the nads to sell some ads
C                B
What a piece of shit, oh, Eric!
 
 
[Verse 2]
Em7
Eric's quite a slut
                                 B
Other people's work has made him rich
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He hired some male prostitutes, dressed them up in three-piece suits
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His faithful team of lawyers, made the Internet his bitch
Em7
'til Lowtax came along
                            B
Punched him in the face and banged his mom
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And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced had his dumb website erased
          A      D      G          C        B7      Em
Well, sadly that's a lie, there's still an Ebaumsworld.com
 
 
[Chorus 2]
            A        D         Gmaj7   Em
But if we all join hands and sing this song
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Then our call will reach the sky
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And maybe Zeus and Thor will smite that whore
C                    B
I think it's worth a try
 
 
[Outro]
  A             D
Ebaumsworld is going down
   G                        Em
We gotta rise up from the underground
  A              D
And tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
   G                 Em
'Bout how stealing simply isn't cool
       A                   D
So right now we're making that our mission
        G             Em
And if that bastard doesn't listen
 A                  D
We'll get sick of being lawful
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And brand his ass with Something Awful!
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