Angry Video Game Nerd Cifras

Here's a little suggestion: If you play this on an acoustic, form the full
chord as if it were being played on the first string, like if it's an A,
have it be 002200, or Db 446644. It works really well,and makes it sound
more chorusy, I think.
 
 
Fm      Ab             Gm          Cm  Fm
   He's gonna take you back to the past
   Ab              Gm              Cm
To play the shitty games that suck ass
            Ab           Eb
He'd rather have a buffallo
       Fm       Eb          Db
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
            Ab             Eb
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
                 Fm        Eb           Db
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
         Ab         Eb              Db
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
         Ab       Eb    Db
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
         Ab     Eb        Db
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
         Ab    Eb         Fm
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
 
Fm Ab              Gm      Cm Fm
     When you turn on the TV
     Ab                Gm       Cm
Make sure it's tuned to channel three
                 Ab               Eb
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
              Fm             Db
Although I've never seen him write anything down
                Ab                 Eb
He's got a powerglove and a filthy mouth
               Fm             Eb               Db
Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down
         Ab         Eb              Db
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
         Ab       Eb    Db
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
         Ab     Eb        Db
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
         Ab    Eb         Fm
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
 
Bb                    Db               Cm
   He plays the worst games of all time
                      Eb                Bb
They're horrible abominations of mankind
                 Db               Cm
They make him so mad he could spit
                Eb (Strum once)
Or say cowabunga
 
N.C.
Cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit
 
Fm      Db              Gm             Cm  Fm
   They rip you off and don't care one bit
    Db            Gm               Cm
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it
            Ab                       Eb
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
           Fm                  Eb          Db
They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck
               Ab                             Eb
The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
              Fm       Eb      Db
Why don't the weapons do anything?
         Ab         Eb              Db
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
            Ab              Eb               Db
These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
         Ab            Eb         Db
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd
         Ab
He's the Angry...
 Eb
Atari
Eb
Amiga
Eb
CDI
Eb
Colecovision
Eb
Intellivision
Eb
Sega
Eb
Neo Geo
Eb
Turbo Grafix 16
Eb
Odyssey
Eb
3DO
Eb
Commodore
Eb       Db
Nintendo Nerd
         Ab    Eb         Ab
He's The Angry Video Game Nerd
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