Commodious - Commode Cifras

[Verse]
         C
I need a commodious commode
   G
To have when I get old
       F
With a super soft toilet seat
           G
One that's easy on my cheeks 
 
 
       C
I need super soft toilet paper
        G
Not the kind like sandpaper
       F
But it needs to be the stronger kind
          G
So none's left in my behind. 
 
[Verse]
         C
I need a commodious commode
             G
One that can handle heavy loads
       F
With a super powered flush
       G
So it won't ever stop up.
 
          C
I need a shelf with lots of books
          G
Perhaps a stove so I can cook
           F
That would really make me smile
          G
Cause I'm gonna a be there a while. 
 
[Verse]
         C
I need a commodious commode
         G
One that makes me feel at home
   F
So when I'm not feeling great
    G
At least I can lose some weight
 
    C
And if I'm ever feeling frustration
     G
When I'm stopped up from constipation
  F
I know it will be okay
G
Cause I can sit in there all day.
 
[Verse]
         C
I need a commodious commode
    G
For when I get home from the road
F
That'll be my special place
      G
Every time I need some space
       C
Now I don't ask for much, I'm a simple man
        G
But I'd like some comfort when I use the can
   F
Oh when I really really have to go
          G
I want  a commodious commode
 
[Outro]
I need a commodious commode. . .
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