Your Flag Decal Wont Get You Into Heaven Anymore Cifras

[Verse 1]
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 Well while digesting Reader's Digest
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 In the back of a dirty book store,
 
 A flag decal, with gum on the back,
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 Fell out on the floor.
 
 So I picked it up and I ran outside
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 And I slapped on my windowshield,
 
 And if I could see old Betsy Ross now
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 I tell her how good I feel.
 
[Chorus]
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      Oh but your flag decal won't get you
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      Into Heaven any more.
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      They're already overcrowded
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      From your dirty little wars.
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      Now Jesus he don't like killin'
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      No matter what the reason if for,
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      And your flag decal won't get you
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      Into Heaven any more.
 
[Verse 1]
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 (Well) I went into the bank this morning
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 and the teller she said to me,
 
 "If you join our Chrismas club
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 we'll give you ten of those flags for free."
 
 So I didn't mess around a bit
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 and I took her up on what she said.
 
 And I stuck those stickers all over my car
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 And one on my wife's forehead.
 
[Chorus]
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      Oh but your flag decal won't get you
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      Into Heaven any more.
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      They're already overcrowded
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      From your dirty little wars.
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      Now Jesus he don't like killin'
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      No matter what the reason if for,
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      And your flag decal won't get you
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      Into Heaven any more.
 
[Verse 2]
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 (Well) I got my car so stickered up
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 That I couldn't see.
 
 Then I ran it right upside a curb
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 And then right into a tree.
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 By the time they called a doctor down
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 I was already dead.
 
 And I'll never understand why the man
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 Standing at the Pearly Gates said...
 
 
[Final Chorus]
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            Oh but your flag decal won't get you
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            Into Heaven any more.
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            We're already overcrowded
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            From your dirty little wars.
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            Now Jesus he don't like killin'
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            No matter what the reason is for,
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            And your flag decal won't get you
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            Into Heaven any more.
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