Please Dont Bury Me Cifras

Capo by album:
   capo 4 - Sweet Revenge and September 78
   capo 4 - Prime Prine
   capo 2 - Souvenirs
 
[Verse 1]
C                    F
Woke up this morning, put on my slippers
C                          G
Walked in the kitchen and died
    C                           F
And oh what a feeling, when my soul went through the ceiling
    G                       C
And on up into heaven I did ride
       F                                C
When I got there they did say, John, it happened this ole way
    C                                   G
You slipped upon the floor and hit your head
    C                           F                C
And all the angels say, just before you passed away
       C             G                   C
These were the very last words that you said:
 
[Chorus]
F                         C
Please don't bury me down in the cold cold ground
        C                                            G
No, I'd druther have 'em cut me up and pass me all around
C                                     F                 C
Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes
         F            C               G                   C
And the deaf can take both my ears if they don't mind the size
 
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[Verse 2]
C                               F               C
Give my stomach to Milwaukee if they run out of beer
C                                 D              G
Put my socks in a cedar box, just get 'em out of here
C                                    F                  C
Venus de Milo can have my arms, look out, I've got your nose
F                    C            G              C
Sell my heart to the junkman and give my love to Rose
 
[Chorus]
    F                         C
But please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground
        C                                            G
No, I'd druther have 'em cut me up and pass me all around
C                                     F                 C
Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes
        F             C               G                   C
And the deaf can take both my ears if they don't mind the size
 
[Instrumental Verse]
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[Verse 3]
C                              F               C
Give my feet to the footloose, careless, fancy free
C                                 D                  G
Give my knees to the needy, don't pull that stuff on me
C                                    F             C
Hand me down my walking cane, it's a sin to tell a lie
F             C                  G               C
Send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass goodbye
 
[Chorus]
    F                         C
But please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground
        C                                            G
No, I'd druther have 'em cut me up and pass me all around
C                                     F                 C
Throw my brain in a hurricane and the blind can have my eyes
        F             C               G                   C
And the deaf can take both my ears if they don't mind the size
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