Rules Of The Bar Cifras

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Leave your guns out in your truck  Come on in and sit down and buck up to the 
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bar and help us sing along  We dont shoot no guns in this honky tonk
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Buy the guitar band a beer  this place aint no place for a Queer we 
 
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dont play 
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that shit around here, hell we just dont  no sir we like boy/girl sex in this
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honky tonk  
CHORUS:
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and in this honky tonk we got us a juke box in the back
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we got every beer you can think of here and every liquor from jim to 
 
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Jack.  You can smoke a joint in the bathroom hell just be sure you dont get 
 
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Caught  cause we dont pay no bail in this honky tonk
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