Upon Westminster Bridge Tab

INTRO
 
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BASS RIFF
Transcribed for guitar
 
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GUITAR RIFF
 
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VERSE 1
 
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Same old Hampstead
 
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Ken Hom wok set
 
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Dead sea bath salts
 
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Jog proof iPod
 
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Iron age hill fort
 
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Long term road works
 
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High tide bird watch
 
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B&Q, Homebase
 
 
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If Jesus came to earth today
 
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They'd crucify him straight away
 
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Upon a cross of MDF
 
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And use No Need For Nails
 
 
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VERSE 2
 
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Ship shape farmhouse
 
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Dry stone wall chart
 
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Cash back footspa
 
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Straight down Ladbrookes
 
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Low cost school trip
 
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Ram raid Oxfam
 
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Christ, that sun's hot
 
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Yes that's right, Sir
 
 
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Help me Mrs Medlicott
 
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I don't know what to do
 
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I've only got three bullets
 
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And there's four of Motley Crue
 
 
Guitar riff
 
GUITAR SOLO
 
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Spoiling Good Friday, my ex-love sent to me
 
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12 drummers singing, 11 chairman dancing,
 
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10 mascots whinging, 9 stewards flapping,
 
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8 christening invites, 7 cows a barking, 6 vicars strumming
 
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Nick fucking Knowles
 
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4 boring words, Carphone Warehouse and Matalan
 
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And a pulled-up at Bangor-on-Dee
 
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I'm driving backwards at peak hour
 
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Along the Edgeware Road
 
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