Cosmik Debris Cifras

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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The Mystery Man came over
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An' he said: "I'm outta sight!"
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He said, for a nominal service charge
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I could reach Nirvana tonight
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If I was ready, willing and able
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To pay him his regular fee
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He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
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And devote his attention to me
 
[Chorus]
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But I said
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Look here brother
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Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?!
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Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
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Look here brother
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Don't you waste your time on me
 
[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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The Mystery Man got nervous
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An' he fidget around a bit
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He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe
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And he whipped out a shaving kit
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Now, I thought it was a razor
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And a can of foamin' goo
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But he told me right then when the top popped open
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There was nothin' his box won't do
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With the oil of Aphrodite
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An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo
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He said: "You might not believe this, little fella
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But it'll cure your Asthma too!"
 
[Chorus]
Cm
And I said
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Look here brother
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Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?!
C7
Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?
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Look here brother
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Don't you waste your time on me
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Bb
Don't waste yer time
 
[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
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I've got troubles of my own, I said
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An' you can't help me out
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So take your meditations and your preparations
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An' ram it up yer snout
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"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!," he said
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An' held it to the light
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So I snatched it all away from him
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An' I showed him how to do it right
 
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I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
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So I'd look like I was Deep
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I said some Mumbo Jumbos then
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An' told him he was goin' to sleep
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I robbed his rings and pocket watch
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And everything else I found
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I had that sucker hypnotized
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He couldn't even make a sound
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I proceeded to tell him his future then
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As long as he was hanging around
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I said "The price of meat has just gone up
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An' yer ol' lady has just gone down..."
 
[Chorus]
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Look here brother
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Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
C7
Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
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Don't you know?
G7
You could make more money as a butcher
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So don't you waste your time on me
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Don't waste it,    don't waste your time on me
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Ohm shanti, ohm shanti, ohm shanti-ohm
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Shanti
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