Yes There Is A Slight Chance He Might Actually Fail Cifras

[Verse 1]
F            C
I gave you a flower
Am                  Bb
He gave you a whole bunch
F            C
He cut you a diamond
Am             Bb
I cut you your lunch
 
[Verse 2]
F            C
I read you a pamphlet
Am                   Bb
He wrote her a whole book
F                        C
He paid them both to the movies
Bb
I stole you a look
 
[Chorus]
          C  Dm Am Bb
I cannot win
                                   F C Bb
Since the day we watched them move in
 
[Verse 3]
F            C
Another sick joke
Am       Bb
At my expense
F                       C
But you can't live your life
Am                    Bb
With one eye over the fence
 
[Verse 4]
F                   C
So I wrote you this song
Am                  Bb
She got an operatic medley
F               C
He bought her a car
Bb
I doubled you on my treadly
 
[Chorus]
           C   Dm Am Bb
I can't compete
                        F     C Bb
Since they moved to our street
 
[Verse 5]
F                    C
I candidly took your photo
Am                Bb
But it came out a blur
F                     C
In their hall hangs a portrait
Am                      Bb
He had commissioned for her
 
[Verse 6]
F                  C
And on Valentine's Day
Am            Bb
What was I to do
F                      C
She got a ninety verse sonnet\
Bb
I struggled with a haiku
 
[Chorus]
             C  Dm Am Bb
Makes me see red
                                    F   C Bb
But I still couldn't wish them both dead
 
[Outro]
          F   C Bb
I'm gonna fail
          F    C Bb
What if I fail
           F   C Bb
He's gonna fail
                  F   C Bb
He could possibly fail
                  F   C Bb
He could possibly fail
           F    C Bb
He's gonna fail
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