Not Like That Cifras

[Verse]
 
C
We have invented an invention
Am
You know duct tape?
N.C.
It's not like that
C
We have created a creation
Am
You know cupcakes?
N.C.
It's not like that!
C                                                       Am
It’s just a button, just a simple little button you can press
C                                                           Am
And when you press it you'll be happy with no harmful side effects
         G
Okay our legal team’s informed us
        F                              C
We must warn you of the button’s side effects
 
C
You know that feeling
                                          Am
When you had something to say and then forgot?
N.C.
This is not like that!
C
You know that stress you get
                                     Am
When you commit a crime and then get caught?
N.C.
This is not like that!
C                                                        Am
It's just a button, just a helpful little button you can hit
C                                           Am
It makes you happier for 4 to 7 hours all depending on your blood type
                                   G
Also, someone random on the planet dies
   F
It probably won’t be someone you know
 
[Chorus]
 
C
You're gonna love this new thing
Am
This happy-feeling machine
G
Side effects and strings attached
F                        C
I want this but not like that
 
C Am G F
 
[Verse]
 
C
We have revised a new revision
Am
We got your feedback
N.C.
You did not like that!
C                                                  Am
We have modified the button now instead of someone dying
                                                                G
They will simply lose their balance as they’re walking down the stairs
     F
It's not your fault if they won't hold the rail
 
[Chorus]
 
C
You're gonna love this new thing
Am
This happy-feeling machine
G
Side effects and strings attached
F                        C
I want this but not like that
 
C Am C Am G F
 
[Bridge]
 
C                        Am                             G
This is our final off-er, our engineers have done their best
                               F
They've made the button softer so it’s more comfortable to press
C                         Am
You'll get one hour of joy but then the button will
G
Make a college student oversleep their last exam
F
And a small business owner lose an envelope of cash
G                                               F
And a puppy will be told he's a bad dog when he didn't do anything wrong!
 
[Chorus]
 
C
You're gonna love this new thing
Am
This happy-feeling machine
G
Side effects and strings attached
F                        C
I want this but not like that
 
C                     Am
I wanna love this new thing
Am                             G
I'd kill for something to bring
G
Happiness (without a catch)
F               Fm       C
I want this but not like that
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