If They Cant Take A Joke Cifras

Riff: G F C
 
 
 Alternate riff
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[Intro]
Riff x4 G F C or Tab. With 2 guitars, you can have one play the riff over G F C
 
 
[Verse 1]
 
G                 D
I was flying in a big jet airplane 
C
nervous as hell
         G                   D
When the pilot comes on the intercom
         Em                    C
He said "Things aren't going to well"
 
 
C            G                     D
We've got an engine out, there's a fire in the galley
          Em           C
But we'll make it down O.K.
        G                 D
But he forgot to shut the microphone off
     Em                  C
And everybody heard him say: He said:
 
 
 
[Chorus]
G                             D
Fuck'em (if they can't take a joke)) (-- singer call and response)
Em                            C
Fuck'em (if they can't take a joke)
G
If they can't see the wit
D
Then I don't give a shit
C
So fuck'em, Fuck'em, Fuck'em..... (stop music)
                     G     D C
If they can't take a joke!
 
 
Riff x2
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
 
G                     D
I was sitting in the sunshine
         Em               C
Drinking beer and feeling good
         G                  D
Thinking maybe I shouldn't concern myself
Em                C
Thenagain maybe I should
 
 
G                                    D
I said "Lord above you've got so much love
            Em                C
But there's too much pain and fear"
         G                 D
I felt a mighty tap on my shoulder
               Em                   C
Then I heard a rumbling voice in my ear
(spoken add): and the Lord explained it to me, she said
 
 
 
[Chorus]
G                             D
Fuck'em (if they can't take a joke) 
Em                            C
Fuck'em (if they can't take a joke)
G
If they can't see the wit
D
Then I don't give a shit
C
So fuck'em, Fuck'em, Fuck'em..... (stop music)
                     G     D C
If they can't take a joke!
 
 
Riff x2
 
 
[SOLO]
G D Em C
G D Em C
 
G D Em C
Ah!-Ah!-Ah!-Ah!
 
G D Em C
Ah!-Ah!-Ah!-Ah!
 
 
Riff x2
 
 
[Verse 3]
 
 
G                        D
There's a lot of helpful sayings
        Em               C
In this world to see you through
       G                   D
Like "so what, who cares, take a bite of this, 
Em                      C
drop dead, big deal and screw you"
 
 
G                    D
But all this worldly wisdom
Em           C
Too hard to recall
           G                  D
So there's just one thing to remember
      Em                 C
And I think it covers it all
(spoken add): matter of fact, I know it does!
 
 
 
 
[Chorus]
G                     D
(if they can't take a joke) 
Em                    C
(if they can't take a joke)
G
If they can't see the wit
D
Then I don't give a shit
C
So fuck'em, Fuck'em, Fuck'em..... (stop music)
                     G     D C
If they can't take a joke!
 
 
 
 
[Outro]
 
 
Riff x2
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