My Girlfriend Is An Alcoholic Cifras

[Verse 1]
D#m            B
  My girlfriend is so beautiful
F#               C#                          D#m
  She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts
              B                F#                          C#                          D#m
There's no end to her kindness, and she’s the only one to make me laugh until it hurts
              B
Her eyes shine
                 F#
Her teeth sparkle
            C#                 B
She watches all my favorite shows
 
 
[Bridge]
                                        C#
But there's only one thing you should know...
 
 
[Chorus]
F#    C#
(Hey!)
    D#m       B          F#
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
       C#
(O-oh!)
 
(O-oh!)
    D#m        B
But nobody's perfect
F#    C#
(Hey!)
    D#m      B            F#
My girlfriend gets all demonic
       C#
(O-oh!)
 
(O-oh!)
D#m                B
But I think she’s worth it when she:
   F#
(Drinks!)
 
(Drinks!)
 C#
Fights at the bar
   D#m
(Drinks!)
 
(Drinks!)
 B
Pukes in my car
    F#           C#        D#m          B
I know that it's over the minute she's sober
F#    C#
(Hey!)
    D#m      D           F#
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
 
 
[Verse 2]
D#m            B
  My girlfriend loves yoga
F#                   C#
  She's a ringer at keg stands and body shots
D#m            B
  Does Pilates, then Kamikazis
F#                   C#                  B
  So sweet, but you never wanna piss her off
 
 
[Bridge]
                                          C#
Cause there's only one thing you should know...
 
 
[Chorus]
F#    C#
(Hey!)
    D#m       B          F#
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
       C#
(O-oh!)
 
(O-oh!)
    D#m        B
But nobody's perfect
F#    C#
(Hey!)
    D#m      B            F#
My girlfriend gets all demonic
       C#
(O-oh!)
 
(O-oh!)
D#m                B
But I think she’s worth it when she:
   F#
(Drinks!)
 
(Drinks!)
 C#
Fights at the bar
   D#m
(Drinks!)
 
(Drinks!)
 B
Pukes in my car
    F#           C#        D#m          B
I know that it's over the minute she's sober
F#    C#
(Hey!)
    D#m      D           B     F#
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
 
 
[Verse 3]
    D#m           A#                D#m                         B
And every night I end up driving so she don’t go out D.U.I.'n again
     D#m              G#
Get locked in the pen... again
 
 
(Guitar Solo)
F#  C#  D#m  B   4x
 
 
[Chorus]
F#    C#
(Hey!)
    D#m       B          F#
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
       C#
(O-oh!)
 
(O-oh!)
    D#m        B
But nobody's perfect
F#    C#
(Hey!)
    D#m      B            F#
My girlfriend gets all demonic
       C#
(O-oh!)
 
(O-oh!)
D#m                B
But I think she’s worth it when she:
   F#
(Drinks!)
 
(Drinks!)
 C#
Fights at the bar
   D#m
(Drinks!)
 
(Drinks!)
 B
Pukes in my car
    F#           C#        D#m          B
I know that it's over the minute she's sober
F#    C#
(Hey!)
    D#m      D           N.C.
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
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