99 Biker Friends Cifras

This is my first Tab...well its not really a tab is it...hmmm... well anyways  I
wanted a chordal version so here it is!
 
(Palm Mute Verse)
D           A    G           A
Such a big man, such a little chick.
D           A    G             A
I think it all goes back to your tiny
D           A G              A
Pick-up truck in the driveway,
D       A      G       A
With a sticker on the window
G              A
"Rest in Peace Number 3".
 
(Strum)
D             A
Tell all your friends
G              A
How you put her in her place.
D            A
7 pounds of makeup
G       A                G
Just to hide her beat up face.
G    G      G    A
Such a pretty face.
 
[Chorus:]
D          A             G        A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
D      A                       G          A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
 
G                                   A
She's wearing shades but we all see
C#          G       D   G
Behind the tinted glass.
G            B
And I've got 99 biker friends
            A         G
That wanna kick your ass.
 
(Palm Mute)
D
Tell her that you're sorry.
A
Blame it on the beer.
G
Your dad was mean to you.
A                               B <--not muted
Your friends think you're an asshole
G         A
And I do too.
D             A    G             A
Over compensatin' for your small shoes.
 
B
Taking her away, but you won't say when.
A
Hold her in your arms,
               A      G      D D D
Tell her this won't happen again.
D <--palm mute  G
When will this end? Well
 
[Chorus:]
D          A             G        A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
D      A                       G          A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
 
G                                   A
She's wearing shades but we all see
C#          G       D   G
Behind the tinted glass.
G            B
And I've got 99 biker friends
            A         G
That wanna kick your ass.
 
C#              A            G
I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
C#
With his trusty nun-chucks
A                      G
Chuck Norris is still alive,
G
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
G
All the dudes from "Danger, Danger".
A
Let's get the A-Team,
A
50 Cent with his bling-bling,
A                        G
And a couple of prison guards.
 
[Chorus:]
D          A             G        A
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
D      A                       G          A
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
 
G                                   A
She's wearing shades but we all see
C#          G       D   G
Behind the tinted glass.
G            B
And I've got 99 biker friends
            A         G
That wanna kick your ass.
 
(MUTE)
(99 biker friends)
D     A         G       A       D A G A
I hope that you can run fast
(just wanna mention this)
D   A   G     A
Start runnin' now   D A G A
(99 biker friends)
D   A    G    A
just wanna mention this
(just wanna mention this)
D <---no mute
We gonna kick your ass.
 
BFS FTW! JARET IS THE GREATEST!
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