My Dog Licked My Balls Tab

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                         MY DOG LICKED MY BALLS - BOB Saget
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Wrote out this tab watching him perform it on his HBO special recently.  You can find
video of him singing it on youtube if you want to hear it before you play it.  This is my
tab completely from scratch, but it should be pretty close.  I dont know if the chords
a star by them are a different chord, so I just did it this way.
 
Tuning: eBGDAE    G: 320003   G*: 320013
                  D: xx0232   D*: xx0233
                  C: x32010   C*: x32020
 
--VERSE 1--
             G        G*      G                    D      D*    D
e|--------------3--------3-------3--------------------2------3-----2---------|
B|--------------0--------1-------0--------------------3------3-----3---------|
G|------------0--------0-------0--------------------2------2-----2-----------|
D|-----------0--------0-------0--------------------0------0-----0------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
  He was my friend                    I was never alone
 
           G       G*       G                           D      D*     D
e|------------3-------3--------3---------------------------2------3------2-----|
B|------------0-------1--------0---------------------------3------3------3-----|
G|----------0-------0--------0---------------------------2------2------2-------|
D|---------0-------0--------0---------------------------0------0------0--------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
  He dug a hole                       And he buried his bone
 
                    C      C*     C                            G     G*    G
e|---------------------0------0------0----------------------------3-----3-----3|
B|---------------------1------2------1----------------------------0-----1-----0|
G|-------------------0------0------0----------------------------0-----0-----0--|
D|------------------2------2------2----------------------------0-----0-----0---|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
  But there was one night                 That I still can't recall
 
                    D     D*    D                            G      G*     G
e|---------------------2-----3-----2----------------------------3------3------3|
B|---------------------3-----3-----3----------------------------0------1------0|
G|-------------------2-----2-----2----------------------------0------0------0-0|
D|------------------0-----0-----0----------------------------0------0------0--0|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------2|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------3|
  When I got really drunk               And my dog licked my balls
 
 
--CHORUS 1--
                    C     C*     C                      G     G*    G
e|--------------------0------0------0----------------------3-----3-----3-------|
B|--------------------1------2------1----------------------0-----1-----0-------|
G|------------------0------0------0----------------------0-----0-----0---------|
D|-----------------2------2------2----------------------0-----0-----0----------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
  My dog licked my balls               My dog licked my balls
 
                       D     D*    D                            G    G*    G
e|------------------------2-----3-----2---------------------------3-----3-----3|
B|------------------------3-----3-----3---------------------------0-----1-----0|
G|----------------------2-----2-----2---------------------------0-----0-----0--|
D|---------------------0-----0-----0---------------------------0-----0-----0---|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
  He was just one foot tall             But that dog licked my balls
 
 
--VERSE 2-- (use verse 1 chords/tab)
I fell to the floor
All that booze made me faint
He was scared I was hurt
He stuck his nose in my taint
 
I woke with a start
I couldn't pretend
Cuz I just hooked up
With my very best friend
 
 
--CHORUS 2-- (use chorus 1 chords/tab)
My dog licked my balls
My dog licked my balls
I picked him up at the mall
Who knew one day that he'd lick my balls
 
 
--VERSE 3--
 
                    C     C*     C                          G     G*    G
e|-------------------0------0------0---------------------------3-----3-----3---|
B|-------------------1------2------1---------------------------0-----1-----0---|
G|-----------------0------0------0---------------------------0-----0-----0-----|
D|----------------2------2------2---------------------------0-----0-----0------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
  Then one day he died                  And I sat there and cried
 
                          D     D*    D
e|---------------------------2-----3-----2-------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------3-----3-----3-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------2-----2-----2---------------------------------------|
D|------------------------0-----0-----0----------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
  All alone in my house i sat
 
                                  C       C*        G
e|-----------------------------------0-------0------3--------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------1-------2------0--------------------------|
G|---------------------------------0-------0------0-0--------------------------|
D|--------------------------------2-------2------2--0--------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------2--------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------3--------------------------|
  Then I went out and bought me a cat
 
 
-CHORUS 3-- (use chorus 1 chords/tab)
And that cat licked my balls
That pussy licked my balls
He choked a hairball cuz he took it all
Man it really made me miss my dog
 
 
--OUTRO--  (use chorus 1 chords/tab)
Because my dog licked my balls
My dog licked my balls
My dog licked my balls
I miss him so much cuz my dog licked my balls
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