Saga Of Jesse Jane Cifras

The Saga of Jesse Jane
 
[Intro]
Am    C    G    F
 
[Verse 1]
Am               C          G              F
I'm in jail in a Texas town, in my sister's wedding gown
Am              C              G                  F
I drive a truck all night long, listening to Judy Garland songs
 
[Bridge]
Am    C    G    F
 
[Verse 2]
Am                   C             G                         F
Now I'm locked behind bars of steel, I was just looking for a happy-meal
Am                  C             G                          F
I parked my rig and I went inside, they've never seen such a pretty bride
 
[Chorus]
C     G     Am        F
Jesse Jane, are you insane?
C
Or are you just a normal guy,
G
Who dresses like a butterfly?
Am    F
Jesse Jane
 
[Bridge]
Am    C    G    F
 
[Verse 3]
Am                   C
I paid my bill and I turned around,
G                            F
Facing every redneck in that one-horse-town
Am                    C
His face was red, his fist was clenched,
G                         F
He threw his Coke and he got me drenched
 
[Chorus]
C     G     Am        F
Jesse Jane, are you insane?
C
Or are you just an average Joe,
G
Looking for a fashion show?
Am    F
Jesse Jane
 
[Solo]
G      Am    F    G
Am    F      G    F
 
[Spoken]
Am
Well I guess that was the final straw
C
I pulled a pistol from my Wonder-bra
G
I killed 'em dead, huh, I killed 'em all
F
And they finally caught me in the bathroom stall
 
Am
And now I'm doing ten to life
C
But I'll tell ya one thing Bubba
G
Someday I'm gonna make someone in here
N.C.
A helluva wife
 
[Chorus]
C     G     Am        F
Jesse Jane, are you insane?
C
Or are you just an average guy,
G
Who dresses like a butterfly?
Am    F
Jesse Jane
 
[Outro]
C     G     Am        F
Jesse Jane, are you insane?
C
Or are you just a Peter Pan,
G
Looking for his Neverland?
Am    F
Jesse Jane
(fade)
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