David J Is A Sickness Cifras

C - F - Dm - G
 
then
 
e--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--1--3-1-3-1--3--|
B--1-----------1-----------3-----------0--|
G--0-----------2-----------2-----------0--|
D--2-----------3-----------------------0--|
A--3-----------------------------------2--|
E--------------------------------------3--|
 
       C             F
you're helpless, and hopeless
          Dm           G
you wanna help out the homeless
    C      F           Dm   G
but you've got problems
       C             F
you're selfish, and worthless
          Dm            G
and you have no fucking purpose
         C               F             Dm   G
you're a cancer-causing, cancer-having slob
 
 
Dm   G   C            F     Dm         G        C
whoa-oh  whoa  WHOOOAAAAA   whoooaaaaa-ohhh-oooohhh
 
 
          C                         F
there are morals that conflict with orals
                   Dm                      G
that conflict with anals that believe in angels
C          F         Dm    G
angels are hating on you
   C           F
if good is the absence of evil
    Dm                      G
and evil is the absence of good
C                   F
there is an axis of evil
Dm                   G
rolling into this neighborhood
 
 
                  Dm      F
with the sound of gunshots
C      E     Am
bang! pow!! pswchh!!!
 
Dm    G    C   Am    Dm   G   C. G. Am.  Dm  G  C
whoa-oh
 
 
       C                        F
it was then that i found i am a vampire
       Dm                       Am
i have fangs fucking 15 inches long
       C                        F
the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someone's blood
         Dm                               Am
feels so good i am compelled to sing this song
       C                         F
and at night when i retire to my coffin
     Dm                          Am
to sleep for a hundred years or more
        C                             F
all you people that i know will have died long ago
          Dm                                Am     Am - F - C
and their children will have died ten years before
 
Dm       G          C  G   Am
whoaaaaa-oh. whooaa-oh-oh-ohhh  
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