The Chanukah Song Part 2 Cifras

[Intro]
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Time to take out the menorahs
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Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Chanukah
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So much funukah, to celebrate Chanukah
 
(Single Strums)
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Chanukah is a festival of lights
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Instead of one day of presents we have 8 crazy nights
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So when you feel the only kid in town, without a Christmas tree
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Here's a new list of people who are Jewish, Just like you and me
 
(Regular Strumming)
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Winona Ryder, drinks Manischewitz wine
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Then spins a dreidel, with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
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Guess who gives and recieves, loads of Chanukah toys
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The girls from Veruca Salt and all 3 Beastie Boys
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Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too
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Put them together, what a funky bad-ass Jew
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We got Harvey Keitel, and flash dancer Jennifer Beals
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Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish, and yes her boobs are real
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Put on that yarmulke, it's time for Chanukah
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Two time oscar winner Dustin Hoffmanukah, celebrates Chanukah
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O.J. Simpson... still not a jew
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But guess who is, the guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
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Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn't but now he's back
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Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish, cuz we're pretty good in the sack
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Guess who got Bar Mitzvahed, on the PGA tour
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No i'm not talking about Tiger Woods, I'm talking about Mister Happy Gilmore
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So many Jews are in the show biz
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Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish, but my mother thinks he is
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Tell Daryl Lamonaka, it's time to celebrate Chanukah
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It's not pronounced CHA-nukah, the C is silent in Chaunkah
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So read your hooked on phonicahs, get drunk in tiajuanakah
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If you really really wannakah, have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah
 
Happy Chaunkah!
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