John Kettley Is A Weatherman Cifras

'John Kettley is a Weatherman' by Tribe of Toffs.
 
Tune Guitar down ½ A step Eb, Ab, Db, Gb,
Eb
 
INTRO:
 
Strum chord once then play the notes, Play Twice, then hold chord of B.
 
E    Bb---0--      A      Bb---2--       E    Bb---0--       B    Eb---2---|
     Gb-1---1             Gb-2---2            Gb-1---1            Bb-4---4-|
 
 
VERSES:
 
E			A
Oh, Ayrton Senna's got the voice of a tenor,
 
E                             B
Peter Snow sings very low,
 
E                           A
Mark Burano is a soprano,
 
B
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
 
 
He's a weatherman.
 
 
CHORUSES:
 
E                        B
John Kettley is a weatherman,
 
A                      B
A weatherman, A weatherman,
 
E                       B
John Kettley is a weatherman,
 
A             B            E
And so is Michael Fish.
 
 
BRIDGE
 
E	/F#m	   /G#m	    /A        B/
 
 
Simon Parkin's always larkin',
Eric Lane is the same,
Jonathan Ross collects moss,
John Kettley...
([Spoken] interesting fact)
John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
 
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, A weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.
 
Lester Piggott couldn't dig it,
David Icke rides a bike,
Richard Keys has got no knees,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
 
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, A weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.
 
[Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Motch Bondouché; and his amazing cheese and pickle solo...
 
CHORDS FOR SOLO :
C#m	/A	/F#m	/E   B  / X2
 
SOLO (there or there abouts!)
 
Eb-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Bb------2----4b(5)r4---2-----------2--—4 b (5)r4---2-------2---4b(5)r4---2-|
Gb--2h4------------------------0h2-----------------------------------------|
Db-----------------------------------------------------2h4-----------------|
 
Eb-------------------------------------------4-----------------------------|
Bb--s5------5-----4-------------4-5-p-4----------7-5-4------4-5-p-4--------|
Gb------4--------------4--5--6-----------6-----------------------------6---|
Db-------------------------------------------------------7-----------------|
 
Eb--4--------------------------7---------------------------|
Bb-----7---5-4-----7b-(8)-----------7--5---7---------------|
Gb-----------------6b-(7)------------------------4---------|
Db---------------------------------------------------------|
 
B
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
 
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, A weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.
 
([Spoken] Hope John Kettley likes this song.)
 
Debbie Thrower's got a lawnmower,
Johnny Marr he plays guitar,
David Steel lives in Keele,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
 
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, A weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.
 
Chuck Noakes has blue socks,
Andy Crane has got no brain,
Bernard Davey left the navy,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.
 
John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, A weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.
 
FINAL CHORUS
 
E		B
John Kettley is a weatherman,
 
 
A                        B
A weatherman, A weatherman,
 
E		B
John Kettley is a weatherman,
 
A               B           E
And so is Michael Fish,
 
A               B           E
And so is Billy Giles,
                                       (1 strum per chord)
A              B                       E          A
      G#m         F#m        E       A
           F#m
And so is Iain McCaskill...
 
A	B		E
And so is Wincey Willis.
 
 
OUTRO
 
 
C#m	/A	/F#m  B/ E
 
REMEMBER TO PLAY THE BRIDGE AFTER EACH CHORUS, INCLUDING THE ONE BEFORE THE SOLO. ENJOY
HILARIOUS AND REASONABLY EASY TUNE!!
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